The inefficient stapler, what with its
effeminate undertones, emasculates
the opposition into petty submission
to do its bidding til the end of time.

Inefficient? It asks itself
as it gazes with lust into the hallway mirror.
Subtle swagger lights up steel hips
and the stapler sways back to its black hole.

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